Carina Molinari

Aug 20
Aug 20

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

Aug 20

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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Aug 20

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

Aug 19

supernintendogs:

bc8612:

supernintendogs:

tom hiddleson is ugly

…said no one ever.

i literally just said that he is ugly

Aug 19
Aug 18

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral
Aug 18

gpunks:

Matching icons for you and your friends

Aug 16

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

Aug 16

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

Aug 16
Aug 15

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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Aug 15

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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Aug 15
Aug 15

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

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