💚Carina💚

Sep 20
landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

Sep 20

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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Sep 20
Sep 20

314eater:

im gonna hit the hay
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Sep 18

swolizard:

My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation

Sep 18

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

Sep 18

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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Sep 18
legalmexican:

only airline I take

legalmexican:

only airline I take

Sep 18
Sep 18

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Sep 18
Sep 16

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

Sep 15
Sep 15

lydiateasedale:

You still make my heart skip
and words freeze on my tongue.
You bring a blush to my cheeks
and a sigh to my throat even now.
Every kiss leaves me wanting another
and my greed leads me to demand it.
After all this time
I feel like I’m at the start,
just falling in love with you more
every day.

Sep 15

breakfastburritoe:

Does mascara run when you cry because it’s running away from your sadness